setlock anecdote: At one point Benedict kicked the door out too hard and it went flying down the stairs. Everyone just stood there and looked after it for a second.
also: they did the “Well, I’m not now” quite often and seem to have chosen the one take that brought out the most laughter in the onlookers as it was rather over the top in comparison to the other takes.
all of the above
One of my favorite scenes 😂
the best part of infinity war was when bucky picked up rocket and spun around like a lethal carousel of war. looked like julie andrews dancing in the mountains. the hills are alive but bitch you ain’t.
Anonymous asked:
myriadimagines answered:
Characters: Reader x John Watson + Rosie Watson
Warnings: mild swearing
Prompts: “I’m sorry, you said what to your teacher?”
Word Count: 302
A/N: so this is obviously pretending that rosie’s a little bit older !!
NOT TAKING ANYMORE REQUESTS!
“John!” you yelled, slamming the phone back onto the receiver and storming into the living room. Sherlock was out, presumably with Lestrade, and you and John were in the flat with Rosie. “I just got a call from Rosie’s preschool.”
“Something wrong?” John asked, immediately becoming concerned. He was sitting on the floor with Rosie, playing with an assortment of cars and stuffed toys which you, John and Sherlock had randomly compiled through the past few years.
“Rosie said something to her teacher.” you folded your arms across your chest, and John raised his eyebrows at you. “I’m not saying it in front of her.”
Sighing, John got to his feet and walked over to you, and you lowered your voice as you said, “She told the teacher to ‘piss off’.”
You could see John trying to suppress his smile as his eyes widened. Turning to Rosie, he asked, “I’m sorry, you said what to your teacher?”
Rosie laughed giddily, despite not knowing what the conversation was about. You couldn’t help but smile, but quickly composed yourself and smacked John’s arm.
“She obviously learned it from you.” you snapped, and John’s jaw dropped.
“Excuse me?” John gaped at you. “She did not!”
“Well, I don’t swear in front of her!” you exclaimed. “Even Sherlock can control himself around Rosie.”
“Oh, piss off.” John scoffed, before clapping his hand over his mouth as you rolled your eyes.
“I told you so.” you hissed. “Before you know it, she’ll be learning more swear words than anything else!”
You strutted past him and went to pick Rosie up. “Come on, Rosie, let’s go read a story.”
You stuck your tongue out at John as you passed, and he laughed to himself before pulling out his phone to text Sherlock. Surely he would find it amusing.
Anonymous asked:
myriadimagines answered:
Characters: Reader x John Watson
Warnings: none
Prompts: “Did I just say that out loud?”
Word Count: 492
A/N: hope it’s okay!
NOT TAKING ANYMORE REQUESTS!
John Watson had never felt so nervous in his entire life. It was ridiculous, the more he thought about it. He had been in Afghanistan, for crying out loud, why was proposing to you scarier than the war?
You were curled up in your usual position on the couch by the window, absent-mindedly flipping through channels on the television while sipping a cup of tea. The two of you had been dating for a little over a year and a half, and John knew you were the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.
Clearing his throat, he over to you and kissed your forehead. “How are you doing, y/n?”
“Good.” you looked up at him, smiling broadly. John had his hands in his pockets, and he could feel the ring box brushing against his fingers. He was about to pull it out when you phone suddenly began to ring, and you looked at the screen. You picked it up and darted into another room, quickly saying, “Sorry, John, it’s my sister!”
Before John could reply, you cheerily said into your phone, “Hey! What’s up?”
John groaned as he flopped onto the couch and waited for 20 minutes as you cheerily talked to your sister about a date she had recently been on. He pulled the box out of his pocket and inspected it, making sure the ring was in there, when you suddenly returned. John had jolted so suddenly and stuffed the box back into his pocket, you looked at him in concern.
“Are you all right?” you asked coming back into the room and picking up your tea. John nodded, and you continued, “Sorry about that, did you want to talk to me about something?”
“I did, actually.” John gulped. He was about to crouch down when there was a loud bang from the apartment above, and you jumped in shock, spilling your tea on the floor. John leapt back, and you bit back a smile.
“Whoops!” you laughed, putting the cup down. “I’ll clean this up.”
You disappeared into the kitchen to grab a towel, and John was feeling more and more flustered by the minute. When you returned, he was about to just blurt the question when his phone suddenly chimed.
Got a case. Meet me in 5. - SH
“Oh, bloody hell!” John exclaimed, and you looked at him with your eyebrows raised. “I’m just trying to propose to the person I love, and every single distraction comes up instead!”
John froze as you clasped a hand over your mouth, and his eyes slowly met yours. “Did I just say that out loud?”
You nodded, and John ran a hand through his hair. Deciding there was no turning back now, John got on one knee and opened the box. “y/n, will you marry me?”
“After all the trouble you’ve gone through,” you laughed. “The least I can do is say yes.”
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